🔢 Total Supply: 69,420,000,000 SausFi (ish)
Because precision is for people with actual ambitions.
 

🔁 Transaction Tax

2% for Grease Reserves (Liquidity Pool)
Keeps the sausage sizzlin’ and your swaps slippery.
 

2% to Marketing Mayonnaise
For relentless meme drops, keyboard-smashing tweets, and influencer bribes.

1.5% to the Clumsy Dev Wallet
Accidentally sent to the wrong address at least once a week.

🔐 Liquidity Lock

100% Liquidity Locked for 420 Years
We tried to lock it for 4 months but slipped. You’re welcome.

🖐️ Fair Launch

No presale

No VC

No whitelist

Just pure unfiltered digital sausage slapping into the Solana memosphere.

📜 Roadmap?

There is one, but it's covered in mustard.